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Join our bi-monthly email long read on Substack to make you smile and feel better about getting older. Crones and Crones-in-Training can also access the Private Members Facebook group (read only).
Want opportunities to connect, share, learn and support like-minded Women of Certain (R)age across the world? You get everything in FREE membership (Tits to the Wind, Membership of the Facebook group), PLUS the chance to:
Everything in the online membership PLUS:
imagine if the world was being run right now by WISE older women?
((maybe this should be on the homepage. This page more what you get sort of thing???)) Short intro -The network of networks. Different ways to get involved… from free Tits to the Wind! In online membership… 4 seasonal meet ups a year. Chance to be come a crone correspondent in our facebook group and Tits to the Wind takeovers to share…. to
And not only THAT! If you’re in Sheffield or can get to us a few times a year, you can meet others in real life and take part in some bat-shit crazy events.
what would happen if kick-ass women of a certain rage connected across the world, shared, and supported each other. The Network of Networks, the Crone Club of Clubs! Let’s face it, networking has worked pretty well for the patriarchy - their golf clubs, gentleman’s clubs, rotary clubs, strip clubs, freemasons - not to mention the more horrific ones operating in plain sight.
As the extreme right is once again rearing his ugly head across all our countries, the rights of women and girls are once again under threat, and yet feminists are more divided than ever.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE IMPORTANT for older women to come together to support each other and keep each other sane.Crones of the world, let’s not wait for permission.
Let’s do it now.
OFFICIAL CRONE CLUB MEMBERSHIP (ONLINE)
((bit more info re events season…
CONNECT WITH LIKE-MINDED WOMEN oF A CERTAIN RAGE
Invitation to quarterly online meet ups and talks to connect, learn and be inspired by women of a certain rage across the world.
join the crone map of maps!
Events coming up… April What can we learn from Crone Giselle Perricot? Discussion of her wonderful book and what crone qualitities. …
MEET AND PROMote OTHERS IN THE AGE POSITIVE MOVEMENT
Get discounts on crone club badges, tees etc.
Free membership of facebook group
Creative crones and crone entrepreneurs? Maybe you have a menopause project you want to reach? Official online members can:
Free Tits to the Wind!
SHEFFIELD MEMBERSHIP…
CONNECT WITH LIKE-MINDED WOMEN oF A CERTAIN RAGE
Less loney
Kick up the ass.
The club for women who don’t like clubs.
Neurodiverse socially anxious crones especially welcome.
PLUS all the stuff of online membership! Invitation to quarterly online meet ups and talks to connect, learn and be inspired by women of a certain rage across the world. - TttW. Facebook group - BUT get option of sharing, promoting your stuff. Get involved in planning events that make sheffield the crone capital of the world!!! Different pictures for the type of events coming up…
Events coming up…
help make sheffield the crone capital of the world!
FREE …
Occasional bit of joy in your inbox - TITS TO THE WIND!
((Pics of TTTW graphics with links!))
Anyone can join our bi-monthly e-newsletter on Substack. You'll get a meaty piece of creative journalism from Crone Club Founder Juzza (+occassionally other guest crone writers). Articles range from:
> training for ageing articles where crone club's founder tries out different activities and writes about then, often with hillarious results - from Alexander technique, women's circles and women's circles to Boxing.
> 'How to be crone A.F' - interviews with kick-ass crones to co-create a new roadmap for a more positive menopause experience and less fearful to get older.
> Unearthing stories of older women to disrupt negative stereoptypes and fraility of women. Older women are humilty….
QUOTE ABOUT KATHERINE WOMAN OF STeEL.
“Revolution is not a one-time event.”
Audre Lorde
The aim of the 1,000 crones experiment is to bring together 1,000 kick-ass crones from around the world to see what happens… The Network of Networks, the Crone Club of Clubs! Let’s face it, networking has worked pretty well for the patriarchy - their golf clubs, gentleman’s clubs, rotary clubs, strip clubs, freemasons - not to mention the more horrific ones operating in plain sight.
As the extreme right is once again rearing his ugly head across all our countries, the rights of women and girls are once again under threat, and yet feminists are more divided than ever.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE IMPORTANT for older women to come together to support each other and keep each other sane.
what will the 1,000 crone network do? what format will it take?
Once our first 12 crones have made the pledge, we can get together on a Zoom to decide. Initially, I thought we could simply share each other’s projects/what positive work is going on in their part of the world. But first, I thought we could go out to our networks see if we can get 1,000 kick-ass crones to make themselves visible by adding themself to the ‘Crone Map of Maps!’ 👇🏽
the crone map of maps
What if wherever you went in the world, there’s a like-minded crone to connect with? Pick their brains at least! As a starter for 10, make the pledge and you’ll receive an invitation to add yourself and/or your organisation to the Crone Map of the World. Then we can each forward the invite to five kick-ass crones from our own networks?
What do you rek?
crone counter…
To kick off, we’re looking for our first 12 founding crones to make the pledge, then we’ll meet on Zoom. As with any movement, it starts with just one person, reaching out to a couple of like-minded others.
Well, we’ve got one person, can you make it two?
what you get when you make the pledge
You will become an official Crone Club 1,000 Crones Member!
You will be invited to put yourself on the Crone Map of Maps and start connecting with crones from around the world!
Initially we could come together a few times a year online for a couple of Zoom meet ups a year to connect, share positive crone-related stuff from your area of the world to make us all feel a bit better and less alone!
We can decide on the best way of connecting online, but for now we could use the Crone Club Private Members Facebook Group to connect and share our work and content from our cities/regions/countries.
The chance to become a ‘Crone Correspondent’ for your town/city/region/country - to share positive crone stuff from your area with the rest of the world. 🌍 🇫🇷 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇺🇸 🏴 🇯🇵 🇫🇲
Members would also be welcome to take over the Crone Club’s Substack ‘Tits to the Wind!’ to celebrate the work and stories of older women in your country/region/city.
We’re in the process of setting up a Crone Podcast - you could join in the creation of this together? (Or be a guest?)
JOIN NOW!
STEP 1 READ THE CRONE PLEDGE 👉
…then sing the crone anthem BELOW! 🎶 👇🏽
STEP 2.
Sign up with your email below.
step 3. make your pledge donation.
Invite 3 mates to get us closer to the 1,000!
If you're interested in working with us, complete the form with a few details about your project. We'll review your message and get back to you within 48 hours.
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connect, share and learn about positive ageing activities and ideas from their corner of the world.
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support each other, help each other feel less of a lone voice, cheer each other on, and hopefully create a crone economy.
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use our connectivity to change the toxic narrative of female ageing, combat the rise in misogny, bridge the intergenerational gap and bring feminists back together, Influence policy.
ideas for online meet ups
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Monet Goode
FOUNDER
With a vision for building something meaningful, our founder brings a blend of big-picture thinking and hands-on experience.
They set the tone for everything we do. -
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Emmett Marsh
SALES MANAGER
Focused, approachable, and driven by results, our sales manager is all about building strong relationships. They help connect people to the right solutions—with clarity and care. -
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Eleanor Parks
MARKETING DIRECTOR
Creative and strategic in equal measure, our marketing director brings fresh ideas to every campaign. They turn insights into action and help our message resonate with the right audience. -
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Karl Holland
CUSTOMER SERVICE MANAGER
Friendly, attentive, and always ready to help, our customer service manager ensures every interaction is a positive one. They keep communication clear, timely, and human.
