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Official Crone Club Member (online)
Wherever you are in the world, you can now become an official member of Crone Club. This is your chance to connect with like-minded women of a certain (r)age from across the world to connect, share and cheer each other on. The club of clubs! The network of networks!
What you get:
Invitiaton to join (and/or lead on) x 4 ONLINE seasonal gatherings each year - events may be on a specific crone topic, talks from kick ass conres, or inspiring reports from our Crone Correspondents across the world.
The chance to add yourself/your project to the ‘Crone Map of Maps’ - an email list so you can connect with like-minded crones from around the world.
Crone Club’s bi-monthly Substack Tits to the Wind, with annual Crone Club Book and Film list.
The chance to become a Crone Correspondent and be guest editor of Tits to the Wind to share the wonders of your small corner of the world.
Free membership of the Crone Club Private Members Group, with chance to promote your crone-related projects to over 800 members.
Get members discount on crone events and crone merchandise including discount on the official Crone Club members badge.
How to apply TO BECOME A MEMBER.
Crone Club Sheffield member
Can you get to Sheffield UK four times a year? As a Full Sheffield Member, you get EVERYTHING in the online membership (ie x 4 online meet ups a year, crone map of maps, Tits to the Wind, Facebook group membership, members discount on merch and events).
PLUS all this….👇🏽
What you get:
Invitation to join the Paid Members Whatsap group where you can:
get the secret squirrel location and time for the official Crone Club Sheffield quarterly meet ups. 🐿️ connect with other kick-ass Sheffield women
suggest ideas for future meet ups and even host one as a taster session for your project
share a project or business you are involved in with other crones
share events, projects etc that might be of interest to other crones
find another crone to go along with you to a crone-related event, pass on a spare ticket, share lifts etc
share any stories you think might inspire other crones and chat about it.
Sheffield members will also get the chance to the join The Crone Mind, a new steering group for ideas, activism and helping take Crone Club forward.
MEMBERS EVENTS COMING UP…
What can we learn from Mdme Pericot? (Zoom)
ONLINE AND SHEFFIELD MEMBERS ONLY.
A discussion of our 2025 crone of the year, Giselle Pericot’s new book. What crone qualities can we learn from this incredible crone?
ONLINE EVENT TAKING PLACE IN APRIL 2026
how to be crone as fk (PODCAST)
Chance to take part in our new crone club podcast adventure.
ONLINE MEMBERS AND SHEFFIELD MEMBERS ONLY.
the big crone bikeride (IN PERSON EVENT)
SHEFFIELD MEMBERS ONLY.
Imagine… the biggest number of crones on bikes and trikes the world has ever seen. Complete with Crone DJs on trikes. Let’s take up space.
IN-PERSON EVENT (HOPEFULLY!) TAKING PLACE IN SHEFFIELD, OCTOBER 2026
'The masters tools will never dismantle the masters house'
OR COULD THEY? What is the Crone’s role in influencing AI? Should we use the masters tools to dismantle the patriarchy and demonisation of older women?
ONLINE MEMBERS AND SHEFFIELD MEMBERS ONLY.
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tits to the wind takeover!
ONLINE AND SHEFFIELD MEMBERS ONLY.
Become a Crone Correspondent and pitch a take over of our Substack ‘Tits to the Wind!’ to let the world know about your story and/or crone world in your small corner of the word!
imagine if the world was being run right now by WISE older women?
What would happen if kick-ass women of a certain rage connected across the world, shared, and supported each other. The Network of Networks, the Crone Club of Clubs! Let’s face it, networking has worked pretty well for the patriarchy - their golf clubs, gentleman’s clubs, rotary clubs, strip clubs, freemasons - not to mention the more horrific ones operating in plain sight.
As the extreme right is once again rearing his ugly head across all our countries, the rights of women and girls are once again under threat, and yet feminists are more divided than ever.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE IMPORTANT for older women to come together to support each other and keep each other sane.Crones of the world, let’s not wait for permission.
Let’s do it now.
FREE …
TITS TO THE WIND!
Anyone can join our bi-monthly e-newsletter on Substack. You'll get a meaty piece of creative journalism from Crone Club Founder Juzza (+occasionally other guest crone writers and our crone correspondents). Articles range from:
> training for ageing articles where crone club's founder tries out different activities and writes about then, often with hilarious results - from Alexander technique, to women's circles and Boxing.
> 'How to be crone A.F' - interviews with kick-ass crones to co-create a new roadmap for a more positive menopause experience and less fearful to get older.
> Unearthing stories of older women to disrupt negative stereotypes
the crone map of maps
What if wherever you went in the world, there’s a like-minded crone to connect with? Pick their brains at least! Become a member to put yourself and/or your project on the map!
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connect, share and learn about positive ageing activities and ideas from their corner of the world.
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support each other, help each other feel less of a lone voice, cheer each other on, and hopefully create a crone economy.
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use our connectivity to change the toxic narrative of female ageing, combat the rise in misogny, bridge the intergenerational gap and bring feminists back together, Influence policy.
