WhaT WOULD THE WORLD BE LIKE NOW IF kick-ass crones HAD connected?
SISTERS! Let’s NOT WAIT ANY LONGER.
BECOME a crone club global ONLINE member
Imagine a world where older women could connect with like-minded crones and crones-in-training around the world to support each other and change the narrative for female ageing.
Imagine The Network of Networks, the Crone Club of Clubs! A space where we can share our ideas, our projects and our work from our tiny corners of the world, and considerately cheer each other on.
Let’s face it, networking worked pretty well for the patriarchy - their golf clubs, gentleman’s clubs, rotary clubs, strip clubs, freemasons - not to mention the boys billionaires club of horrors ruining our world right now.
As the extreme right once again rears its ugly head across all our countries, the rights of women and girls are once again under threat, and yet feminists are more divided than ever.
And that’s before you even throw in the shit storm of perimenopause, the multiple demands of caring for parents, many with kids still at home, and even loneliness that many women experience in midlife and later.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE IMPORTANT for older women to come together to support each other and keep each other sane.
Crones of the world, let’s not wait for permission.
Let’s do it now.
✅ JOIN A CRONE COVEN 🧙🏽
Monthly online meet ups with your Crone Coven - a group of between eight and ten Crones from around the world.
Set your crone goals and hold each other accountable!
Celebrate each other’s successes!
Share problems and get a crones-eye-view.
Laugh, sob, share and cheer each other on!
“Great to see everyone this morning, what an amazing and diverse group of women we are! Here’s a link to my book...”
✅ SAY HI AT A QUARTERLY CRONE BONJOUR 👋
Pop into a quarterly Zoom to introduce yourself, see each other’s lovely faces, and say bonjour to other crones and other Covens from across the world.
✅ PROMOTE YOUR SKILLS/PROJECT IN THE CRONE ECONOMY DIRECTORY
🔥 Promote your business/event/book/play/project/Substack in the Crone Economy Directory!
🌍 Let’s create a Crone Economy! £££££
✅ MONTHLY e-magazine ‘tits to the wind!’
☕️ Pour yourself a cuppa or something stronger and curl up to read the monthly Crone Club ‘Tits to the Wind!’ email magazine from our founder Juzza.
“Bursting with love and life’s adventures.”
“Thank you for this. I am at the start of my own journey with my dad, and these words have really helped me.”
“If you need a moment of peace amidst the awfulness, take a few minutes to read this beautiful piece.””
✅ Promote your event/project/substack on in the facebook group
From 10 mates, we now have over 850 members of crones from around the world in our facebook group. As an official member, you will now be able to promote your event/project/writing/artwork in the group. You can also join the Crone Club Private Members group for free here. 👇🏽
✅ GET MONEY OFF CRONE CLUB MERCH
Boom!
to sum up, become an online member and…
…take part in any of the following 👇🏽
🌍 Put yourself on the Crone Connect Map and connect with kick-ass crones near you!
🌙 Join a quarterly, online ‘Crone Bonjour.’ Connect with other crones, say hi, take part in guest talks and workshops and get the chance to host one!
🧙🏽 Chance to join a monthly Crone Coven to set crone goals, hold each other accountable and cheer each other on!
☕️ Pour yourself a cuppa or something stronger and curl up to read the monthly Crone Club ‘Tits to the Wind’ email magazine from our founder Juzza.
🔥 Promote your business/event/book/play/project/Substack in the Crone Economy Directory!
💬 Contribute to the Member Community Spaces on Facebook, Substack and WhatsApp.
📚 Check out crone courses, events, stories and ideas in the member resource library.
🥇Get member booking priority for events and offers on Crone Club merch.
“it’s so vital that women, at what can be a challenging time, to feel empowered and have a strong voice to drown out patriarchal and marketing ideas of what older women are. we are far from invisible!”
SO! Don’t hold the heft on your own.
join the crone club sisterhood REET NAH, or forever hold your hrt.
not only but also…
can you get to sheffield, UK a few times a year?
Add Sheffield membership for an extra fiver, and get all the online benefits PLUS in person meet ups…