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WAYS TO JOIN CRONE CLUB
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WAYS TO JOIN CRONE CLUB *
OPTION 1. ONLINE Crone Club MemberSHIP
Wherever you are in the world, you can now become an official member of Crone Club. This is your chance to connect with like-minded women of a certain (r)age from across the world to share and cheer each other on. The club of clubs! The network of networks! The patriarchy did okay with clubs, imagine what us crones could achieve!
What you get:
✊ x 4 ONLINE seasonal gatherings each year - events may be on a specific crone topic, talks from kick-ass crones, or inspiring reports from our Crone Correspondents across the world.
🌐 The chance to add yourself/your project to the ‘Crone Map of Maps’ - an email list so you can connect with like-minded crones from around the world.
📝 Crone Club’s bi-monthly Substack Tits to the Wind, with annual Crone Club Book and Film list.
✍🏾 The chance to become a Crone Correspondent and be guest editor of Tits to the Wind to share the wonders of your small corner of the world.
🥰 Membership of the Crone Club Private Members Group, with chance to promote your crone-related projects to over 800 members.
📣 Get members discount on crone events and crone merchandise including discount on the official Crone Club members badge.
All this for a suggested donation of just £5 a month (or equivalent wherever you are the world! You can donate more if you want, obvs!) All money goes towards the admin costs of running Crone Club and will help us keep it going!
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Option 2. ONLINE MEMBERSHIP PLUS SHEFFIELD MEET UPS AND EMAILS
For just an extra fiver, you can also join Crone Club Sheffield! (£10 a month total). Can you get to Sheffield UK a few times a year to meet other like-minded crones and crones-in-training to do some fun stuff? As a Sheffield member, you get ALL of online membership benefits of option 1, PLUS the chance to join the in-person meet ups, get the bi-monthly ‘Gone Croning’ listings, and option to join our Paid Members’s What’s app Group:
In the What’s app group you can:
> connect with other kick-ass Sheffield women
> get the time and location details of the official Secret Squirrel Crone Club meet ups 🐿️
> suggest ideas for future meet ups
> share a project or business you are involved in with other crones
> share events, projects etc that might be of interest to other crones
> find another crone to go along with you to a crone-related event, pass on a spare ticket, share lifts etc
> share any stories you think might inspire other crones and chat about it.
> just be there for each other other and cheer each other on.
All this for a suggested extra donation of just £5 a month (or equivalent wherever you are the world! You can donate more if you want, obvs!) All money goes towards the admin costs of running Crone Club and will help us keep it going!
Join crone club NOW !
Step 1. fill in form below 👇🏽
OPTION 1. Online membership only (£5 a month/£50 a year)
Step 2 make a donation 👇🏽
Pay annually for full Sheffield (and online) membership and get 2 months free!
Pay monthly for online membership only £5 a month.
OPTION 2. ONLINE MEMBERSHIP PLUS SHEFFIELD MEET UPS AND EMAILS
Can you get to Sheffield UK a few times a year to meet like-minded crones IN PERSON? For an extra fiver, become a full Sheffield member. Get all the online member benefits PLUS access to the Sheffield What’s app group, a bi-monthly ‘Gone Croning’ email listings.
Donate one off payment £50 a year (2 months free!)
Pay monthly for full Sheffield (includes online membership) membership monthly. £10 a month.
Step 3 Get croning!
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Subscribe to substack to get your free bi-monthly long read, Tits to the Wind!
whoooo! You’re all set! ✊
You’ll get an email from Juzza soon… If you don’t hear anything after 5 days, please check your spam folder or drop Juzza a line: hello@justjuzza.co.uk
members events coming up
AUTUMN SHEFFIELD EVENT. Let’s make the biggest number of Crones on Bikes in the world.
Imagine… the biggest number of crones on bikes and trikes the world has ever seen. Complete with Crone DJs on trikes. Let’s take up space.
Date
Sept/Oct 2026 (hopefully!)
Who?
Any woman who can get to Sheffield UK in perimenopause or post menopause. Those who haven’t been on a bike for 40 years or more especially welcome!
SPRING ONLINE MEET UP. What can we learn from Mdme Pelicot? (ZOOM)
A discussion of our 2025 Crone of the Year, Giselle Pericot’s new book. What crone qualities can we learn from this incredible crone?
Become an online member to book.
Date
April 2026
Who?
Crone Club Members only.
how to be crone as fk (PODCAST)
Chance to take part in our new crone club podcast adventure.
Become a member to get involved.
'The masters tools will never dismantle the masters house'
OR COULD THEY? What is the Crone’s role in influencing AI? Should we use the masters tools to dismantle the patriarchy and demonisation of older women? Do you know a Crone who works in AI for the panel? Contact Juzza!
Date
November 2026
Who?
Members can attend for free, non-members £5 a ticket.
the crone map of maps
What if wherever you went in the world, there’s a like-minded crone to connect with? Pick their brains at least!
Become a member to put yourself and/or your project on the map!
love writing? why not apply to become a crone correspondent!
Become a Crone Correspondent for the chance to:
> share stories from your corner of the world in our Facebook Group and get involved in our new podcast if you want to!
>pitch a take over of our Substack ‘Tits to the Wind!’ to let the world know about your story and/or crone world in your small corner of the word!
>take part in Zooms with other Crone Correspondents (optional).
Join Crone Club online then DM Juzza. Hello@justjuzza.co.uk
Sign up for our substack for free
TITS TO THE WIND!
Anyone can join our bi-monthly e-newsletter on Substack. You'll get a meaty piece of creative journalism from Crone Club Founder Juzza (+occasionally other guest crone writers and our crone correspondents). Articles range from:
> Training for ageing articles where Crone Club's founder tries out different activities and writes about then, often with hilarious results - from Alexander technique, to women's circles and Boxing.
> 'How to be crone A.F' - interviews with kick-ass crones to co-create a new roadmap for a more positive menopause experience and less fearful to get older.
> Unearthing stories of older women to disrupt negative stereotypes
