WhaT WOULD THE WORLD BE LIKE NOW IF kick-ass crones HAD connected?
SISTERS! Let’s NOT WAIT ANY LONGER.
BECOME a crone club global ONLINE member
Imagine a world where older women could connect with like-minded crones and crones-in-training around the world to support each other and change the narrative for female ageing.
Imagine The Network of Networks, the Crone Club of Clubs! A space where we can share our ideas, our projects and our work from our tiny corners of the world, and considerately cheer each other on.
Let’s face it, networking worked pretty well for the patriarchy - their golf clubs, gentleman’s clubs, rotary clubs, strip clubs, freemasons - not to mention the boys billionaires club of horrors ruining our world right now.
As the extreme right once again rears its ugly head across all our countries, the rights of women and girls are once again under threat, and yet feminists are more divided than ever.
And that’s before you even throw in the shit storm of perimenopause, the multiple demands of caring for parents, many with kids still at home, and even loneliness that many women experience in midlife and later.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE IMPORTANT for older women to come together to support each other and keep each other sane.
Crones of the world, let’s not wait for permission.
Let’s do it now.
what online membership includes…
ONLINE caCkleS & COMPANIONSHIP WITH YOUR CRONE COVEN.
8 wonderful women of different ages from around the world.
Monthly/bimonthly meet ups with your coven on Zoom.
Your very own What’s app group for your Crone Coven to share stuff between meets and keep each other going.
Set your crone goals and hold each other accountable!
Share problems and get a crones-eye-view.
Or just sob and take in the positive vibes and virtual hugs!
What you cover in your Crone Coven is totally up to your group and what each of you need right now.
You decide.
“Great to see everyone this morning, what an amazing and diverse group of women we are! Here’s a link to my book...”
POP ONLINE FOR A CRONE BONJOUR 👋
Every now and then, you’ll also get an invitation to pop into a zoom to introduce yourself and say bonjour to other crones and other covens from across the world.
PUT YOURSELF / YOUR PROJECT ON THE MAP! crone map of maps
What if wherever you went in the world, there’s a like-minded crone to connect with? Pick their brains at least! Become and online member and add your project/name to the map!
Get YOUR MONTHLY tits to the wind! (Juzza’s substack)
Straight to your inbox! Online members get all the benefits of being a paid Substack subscriber!
“Bursting with love and life’s adventures.”
“Thank you for this. I am at the start of my own journey with my dad, and these words have really helped me.”
“If you need a moment of peace amidst the awfulness, take a few minutes to read this beautiful piece.””
Chance to become a crone ambassador for your city / region /country! 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 🇫🇷 🇨🇦
CHANce TO BECOME A CRONE CORESPONDENT
Love writing? Or speaking? Want to celebrate what’s going on in your town/city/country with the rest of the world? Become an online member and you’ll get chance to become one of our Crone Correspondents. You’ll get admin rights for the Facebook group to share content and the option to pitch for a Tits to the Wind takeover!
Promote your event/project/substack on in the facebook group
From 10 mates, we now have over 850 members of crones from around the world in our facebook group. As an official member, you will now be able to promote your event/project/writing/artwork in the group. You can also join the Crone Club Private Members group for free here. 👇🏽
MONEY OFF CRONE CLUB MERCH
Boom!
to sum up, become an online member and…
Join a Crone Coven of up to eight women of various croneage from around the world, to connect, share positive crone-related stuff from your area of the world to make us all feel a bit better and less alone!
Put yourself on the Crone Map of Maps and start connecting with crones from around the world!
Get free use of the Crone Club Private Members Facebook Group to connect and share your work and content from our cities/regions/countries.
Get the chance to become a ‘Crone Correspondent’ for your town/city/region/country - to share positive crone stuff from your area with the rest of the world. 🌍 🇫🇷 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇺🇸 🏴 🇯🇵 🇫🇲
Crone Correspondents can then become guest writers for Crone Club’s Substack ‘Tits to the Wind!’ to celebrate the work and stories of older women in your country/region/city.
We’re in the process of setting up a Crone Podcast - you could join in the creation of this together? (Or be a guest?!)
Money off Crone Club Merchandise and priority booking for Crone Club events.
“i’ve joined because i’m done with disappearing, from mirroRs, from history, from expectation. i want to keep lifting, learning and laUghing with women who know what it means to hold it all: grieF, beauty, defiance and humour.”
“I’ve made more friends today than i have in four years of living in sheffield.”
“you’ve inspired me and given me a glimmer of hope, thank you.”
“it’s so vital that women, at what can be a challenging time, to feel empowered and have a strong voice to drown out patriarchal and marketing ideas of what older women are. we are far from invisible!”
Don’t hold the heft on your own.
join the crone club sisterhood REET NAH, or forever hold your hrt.
not only but also…
can you get to sheffield, UK a few times a year?
Join as a Sheffield member and get all the online benefits PLUS in person meet ups…
